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new jersey sponge

The New Jersey Sponge is sometimes a last ditch effort to conceal a lady's period and other times is a sexual act for those who enjoy food in the bedroom. It consists of taking a Twinkie and placing it inside of the vagina. This sexual act is not for the faint of heart as it runs the risk of an increased chance of yeast infection.
Michelle frantically dug through her travel bag, she only had a few minutes to get back to the boardroom for the meeting, she was horrified to find that she would need to resort to the New Jersey Sponge technique.

Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.
by Expert $Ex Machine November 17, 2020
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Jesus Christ Sponge

Commonly referring to the pads of non-working lame excuse for a cleaning tool otherwise known as Shamwow.
It's a fucking Jesus Christ Sponge! Run from the soakage!
by JellysWalkinOnAir December 30, 2009
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loofah sponge

a sponge everyone keeps in their household, made to scrub your grotesque body in a frozen tub.
by PedoPolice23 April 10, 2021
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Seaman Sponge

I’m not a cum bucket…but a classy Seaman Sponge Receptacle.
by Breadfat August 5, 2022
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The Freshman sponge

When a thick freshman uses all 13 holes on her body for her partners sexual pleasure.Then she dry s up all the nut juices that cameout
She let me do the freshman sponge on her.An hour for each hole
by Doubledeckerdaggerdick October 23, 2018
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Spong

A tongue shaped piece of land
I ventured down to old Samuels spong
by Moanadamassive April 6, 2020
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