shower poop

When you are taking a shower and you feel like you have to take poop. So you so you get out out of the shower to poop. Still wet. Take a poop then finish shower.

I was taking a shower the other day and then i had a shower poop.

by Blaaahperson October 6, 2017

shower grenade

When an object(bottle of shampoo, bar of soap, toothbrush, etc.) falls on the floor during a shower and the sound seems to be amplified by 100+ decibels.

Fresh out the shower and shower grenade.

Woke up the whole house shower grenade.

by Its Just Life May 9, 2014

Shower friend

A friends with benefits you exclusively shower with , no sexual contact just a shower ...

I have a shower friend for Fridays

by XchickenwingX March 1, 2014

Ganz shower

The act of first butt chugging dark German beer, then standing over a naked sexual partner and spraying it out of the rectum over the face and body.

Wolfgang was feeling extra randy after too many Doppel Bocks and gave me a Ganz shower with the last bottle.

by MacaroniMangina September 7, 2019

Cower Shower

When you are particularly hungover, sick, or depressed, and lay down in the shower with the lights off to aid recovery. When done on a time limit, such as needing to go to work soon, it is known as a Cower Shower Power Hour.

1: Yo last night was crazy. You look rough though. You good?
2: Y'all are lucky I even showed up for my shift.
1: That bad?
2: Took a Cower Shower this morning and it saved my life.

by DasFen September 23, 2023

Shower Cock

An impressively large penis sufficient to hold its own when viewed by one's peers in the shower.

'S'truth that bloke has some serious shower cock!'

'If you're going to bathe in those hot springs you'll need a decent shower cock if you don't want to be laughed at.'

'I won't walk right for a week - he was packing some monstrous shower cock.'

by StrangelySane November 14, 2012

shower bull

Similar to a shower beer. The act of drinking a Red Bull while showering. Usually done late in the evening to prepare for a night out.

Dude, I totally had to shower bull it up to have energy for the night.

shower beer red bull

by SL and TO September 5, 2010