covid test

When you fart under the covers, if you can smell it or taste it your negative

Went for a covid test and they gave me a blanket, and told to go in the back and fart under it. I was so nervous till I tasted my shit. I was so relieved I didn't have the virus

by CandyFrank October 28, 2021

COVID-21

A provisional name given to the natural circumstances related to the virus causing COVID-19, SARS-CoV-2. It relates to the mutation nature of the original strain in the form of how viral organisms being to cause replication errors over time (especially prevalent when having many hosts which exponentially increases the mutation rate) into when the new mutated form of the virus becomes more transmissible or even resistant to current antibodies, treatments, and vaccinations, to which it begins to outcompete other forms of the same virus to become a variant through a process known as natural selection. These variants are most commonly due to an inequity within the distribution of vaccination regimens to prevent COVID-19 and severe symptoms and death. Large wide-scale inoculations will curve this effect until herd immunity is achieved.

Medical Journal: “The new variant of SARS-CoV-2 is thought to be more transmissible.”
The Public: “It’s COVID-21.”

by MedicinePlus July 6, 2021

I'm on COVID

The universally proffered excuse for failing to show up for work, meet a project deadline or generally suck at meeting the current demands of existence.

Wasn't that work product due 2 weeks ago?
Are you coming to work today?
Why is your mortgage payment 3 weeks late?
Universal response: Cain't, I'm on COVID.

by YAWA January 27, 2022

covid simp

a person who gets so bored of lockdown that they begin to simp for a particular person whilst exclaiming they are in a hoe phase.

"have you talked to adam recently ?"
"yeah hes being a massive covid simp for genevieve"

by genzzzzzzz April 12, 2020

Covid-19

Covid-19, coronavirus, is a virus that started spreading in China late 2019. The virus spreads very fast, and made it to the US in about 3 months. The whole world is lock down because of how contagious this virus actually is. All the schools have been cancelled and everyone is going insane at home. Oh also, everybody bought all of the damn toilet paper.

Covid-19 is causing so much unneeded chaos.

by backhandsprings April 13, 2020

Covid Companion

The person you have chosen to self-isolate with during the Covid-19 Pandemic.

I should have asked him to be my Covid Companion. Self-isolating alone during the Covid-19 Pandemic is lonely.

by hornygirl2 May 11, 2020

Covid Conscious

Being aware of your surroundings and cautious of covid-19

Dave wears his mask and stays 6 feet away from others because he is covid conscious

by iamanthonydean June 16, 2020