Brad

by Vantage fitness November 24, 2021
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Brad Fact

When brady morgan lies randomly or adds false details to stories. Basically saying stuff that never happened (most of the time it’s obvious)
Brady won’t stop lying and brad facting.
by jbone223 June 30, 2025
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Bad News Brad

A lumbering, sub-human brute with a bulbous frame and an unnaturally wide base. His thick, fat, calloused hooves are often crammed into women’s footwear. His face, a big, dumb, perfectly round slab of confusion, sits atop his hairy mass, though his scalp remains curiously barren. He speaks in a slow, monotone drawl, as if each word is a struggle against his own stupidity.

Chronically late to work and a walking medical mystery (at least in his own mind), he suffers from an extreme case of hypochondria. His days are punctuated by dramatic medical ailments, followed by frantic calls for an ambulance to ferry him from his own home, only for doctors to confirm, yet again, that absolutely nothing is wrong.

A connoisseur of filth, this swamp-dwelling specimen produces greasy, bile-ridden shits at an alarming rate. He is a walking biohazard, harboring every known strain of hepatitis along with a few that science has yet to discover.

Despite his Neanderthal-like attributes, Brad possesses a shockingly average IQ. However, his dental history suggests a level of neglect that has single-handedly funded his dentist’s children’s college tuition. Though Big Bad Brad’s underwear is often covered in matted hair and shit, he remains a friend to all and, in his free time, a self-proclaimed world-class chiropractor, despite having no formal training or hygiene standards.
After clogging the toilet for the third time that week, Bad News Brad waddled out, wiped his sweaty brow, and blamed it on his undiagnosed heart condition.
by Dwaggerbomb March 13, 2025
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Bradded

Getting absolutely wasted beyond any normal reason, losing your phone and promptly going to revs until late Sunday afternoon.

Getting so blind before your set that you’re throwing up in the toilet 30 minutes before your set.
I’m definitely not going to get bradded this weekend.
I’m absolutely bradded right now
by Fire grilled skirt steak March 24, 2023
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brad

gee isn't brad a smart guy
by janonretard January 22, 2021
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Brad

A guy born in 1972 that shoots 72
Brad shot par again
by Browntrout55 October 3, 2023
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