Bah-Bear

The cutest teddy bear one could ever imagine having. It likes to snuggle and cuddle all day and night, and occasionally flies around the room only to land abruptly on the faces of others in the room. This land is called a butt-bomb.
Unfortunately as Bah-Bear gets older, it starts to get a gimpy leg and can no longer support its weight.

"Bah-Bear wants cuddles n' love"

by RoseOak February 8, 2013

N Bear

Someone who does as little as possible yet still gets things wrong in day to day life.

He is an N Bear

by SJW2828 July 22, 2019

sticky bear

When a Male sperminates on himself!

Oh my god Philip sticky bear himself!

by Chandler and Kristal January 3, 2006

Sheiza Bear

A German Guy (no offense meant) who inflicts pain on the opposite sex by pooping on their face as they sleep.

Dude, that guy is the biggest Sheiza Bear of all time.

by Rhys The Ultimate Rice Fan September 29, 2003

african bear

when someone is staring at you as if they want to jump at you over some kind of thing blocking them from doing it, (example : table). and then just charge over the table and then just attacking you.

victim: im just saying -..
african bear : *charges over table and attacks"

by zarussian September 11, 2010

denzie bear

a name meaning adorable, cheek squeezable, chocomocobear, and zelly man.

Just had an hour and a half conversation with the one and only Denzie Bear!

by tcm96 September 2, 2010

Ice bear

a white bear that lives in the ice caps or in captivity. commonly referred to as "polar bear"

The seal was caught and eaten by its most feared natural predator, the ice bear.

by MukBackwards November 13, 2011