The Double Turkey

A variant of the Turkey handshake fail, where confusion between whether a handshake or a fist bump will be played leads to an accidental fist-palm. This new handshake takes that idea and doubles it, and makes it intentional. The first individual holds out a fist, the second person open palm slaps the fist in a downward fashion; the second person then makes a fist, and the first individual slaps the fist in a downward fashion.

John showed us that it was possible to recover from the fatal Turkey Shake by doubling down with the Double Turkey.

by johnny mc awesome May 31, 2015

Dirty Turkey

Loves to consume children at 5:00 am,most likely to eat infants.

Damn,did she just eat Timmy,what a dirty turkey.

by Bhaddie..tbh May 26, 2020

pubescent turkey

Someone who is being immature or trying to act older than they actually are; it can also be used as comeback in almost every situation possible

Example A:

*12 year old boy tries to act 14*

You pubescent turkey, get a fucking life.

Example B:

Person: Leo you fucking piece of bread.

You (Leo): You pubescent turkey don't fucking talk to me.

*curse words such as ass or fucking can be inserted between "pubescent" and "turkey"

Example C:

Person: Laura you're being a bitch.

You (Laura): You pubescent ass turkey get the fuck away from me.

by saltyturkey May 27, 2016

Loose turkey

A loose ass

Damn your girlfriends got a nice tight ass but you got a loose turkey!!!

by Lex looger December 20, 2019

[Sloppy Turkey]

A sexual act of cumming in your hand and slapping your partner's ass.

A cum handprint.

I celebrate Thanksgiving by Snapchatting an old video of my first Sloppy Turkey.

by Chernabog Yoha March 9, 2019

Turkey hole

It is a move in football when the quarterback jams his ball in between two difference of players with the help of another man holding his wall

Did you see Tom Brady turkey hole the Broncos last night

by medicneballer April 20, 2018

Spicy Turkey

When a man pulls his scrotum down to resemble a turkeys caruncle (wattle). He then uses a zester to remove the outer layer of skin and then dunk his sack into the hot sauce of his choice. He will then make the noises of an angry Turkey.

I would rather have a Spicy Turkey than spend time with my ex.

by Sir Dripsalot November 4, 2019