gorilla tag

the tool used to return to monke. the ultimate breaker of arms. the arm-breaker as you will.
return to monke

Apollo: i love gorilla tag. banan.
Viewer: same.

by amber kek March 19, 2022

The Gorilla Walk

When a man gets a boner in public, he is forced to execute the gorilla walk. He crosses his legs and he leans forward to conceal his bulging problem. He will find the nearest exit or restroom to "release his stress" or wait for his problem to soften up.

Johnny: I was watching some guy twerk and i had to do the gorilla walk so no one would notice that i got hard

by sodacanplus April 26, 2014

Gorilla Tag

A game that is played only by crying children and middle-aged adults who still live in their parents’ house.

Person A: Hey dude, wanna play Gorilla Tag?
Person B: Bro that shit’s ass, play something else like Blade & Sorcery or Superhot. Even Rec Room is better with the same type of players 💀.

by @chillzy_ May 11, 2022

Gorilla Pooch

1. A gorilla's vagina.

2. A female of color's vagina.

3. A dumbass.

1. Dude do you see that gorilla pooch over there?

2. Shaquefah is a gorilla pooch.

3. Jeremy don't be such a gorilla pooch.

by daGouch April 30, 2011

Gorilla Dick

Often confused with a Big Dick, a gorilla dick is 1.25 inches. Gorilla dick is used to describe people with small dicks.

Megan: "That guy had a fucking gorilla dick"

by pb5 October 12, 2020

gorilla patch

Unshaven pussy, as in hairy as a gorilla's back.

Tony buried his nose in Mel's gorilla patch. He didn't come up for days. "Dang" he said, "That was a phat patch nigga!"

by King Donger Stud June 26, 2007

yellow gorilla

During sex, a partner heavily scratches the ribcage of another until red rashes appear. Then the partner urinates on these rashes. If done correctly, the victim will scratch these rashes imitating a gorilla.

My girlfriend wanted to have freaky sex, so I gave her a yellow gorilla.

by BSNman January 11, 2008