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Turnip farming

A sex act popular in certain fetish circles.

It involves a man cumming inside the asshole of a partner. He then eats out the asshole to get the "turnip seed" (cum). Turnip farming requires that the asshole cannot be cleaned out beforehand (there must be "soil" present). There is some disagreement in the community as to how much soil should be present. While some members enjoy nothing more than a dirty asshole, more hardcore fetishists may take more extreme measures (e.g. drugs, restricting bowel movements, etc.) in order to increase the amount of soil present.
Bob regularly engages in turnip farming. Yesterday, he came in Sally's asshole and farmed his turnips.
by Sexbeard August 2, 2016
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Farm show

Where animal with a giant cock fills a woman with a gallon of cum. Then a animal that eats anything laps it out.
Did you see that horse fill her!? Then the pig got it all out.

Yea man what a Farm show that was.
by Deltafreak4 November 16, 2017
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subsistence farming

Agriculture that provides food to the farmer and his/her family, with little or no product for trade. The practitioners are very susceptible to famine.
The Ethiopian practice of subsistence farming, is almost suicidal.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 13, 2010
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farm boy

it's actualy called Doing the farm boy...
this is the act of pinching one nostrile closed and blowing wads of goo out the other and all over the floor.
"I hate my ex-wife so much,I did a farm boy all over her pillow".
(Great Idea? Rite guys?)
by mavros April 29, 2006
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farm boy

boy who smells like crap
man, he stinks, he must be a farm boy
by Bob Marsters June 4, 2003
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Bot Farm

dank memer discord server that zima owns and FAK co-owns
user: puts "dank" in join server thing
discord: thats bot farm
by notweirddude July 3, 2020
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Beat Farm

Did you hear Zach Beatbox?
I think Corky heard him, apparently he beat farms all the time.
by Ca$$ady September 23, 2005
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