Dylan

The nicest homie😌 no Haley could ever match up with how nice a Dylan is

Person 1: "Dylan is the nicest homie ever"
Person 2: "no haley could ever be a Dylan"

by Dylan=nicest homie November 4, 2020

Dylan

Daddy

Dylan is daddy

by Eyebolt October 10, 2019

Dylan

Rootin tootin ready for a school shootin. Dylan is characterized as a male stripper that wears top of the line cowboy boots and a tight thong that makes his testicles look like swollen grapes, he also has tits that can hypnotize any women

“I’d watch Dylan strip any day”

by Joshisthehoss December 3, 2018

Dylan

A short, selfish, leprechaun like individual who hops from one girlfriend to another, and will also cackle at anything remotely close to a joke.

Woah, watch out, here comes Dylan

Is he already with some other girl now?

Yeah, that other girl tried to freak him so he noped outta there

by golden fire29 August 26, 2019

Dylan

Acts depressed ONLY for attention. Usually Asian.

"Did you see Dylan's nonexistent eyes the other days"

"That's a lil racist"

by 69illuminati November 23, 2017

Dylan

Disbled

You are such a dylan

by Ancdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz March 11, 2019

dylan

dylan is a bitch ass hoe who fucks black guys on the daily.

dylan has deep throated your mom’s massive cock at least seven times this week.

don’t blame dylan for his leaky vagina, it runs in his family.

if you need a pod- don’t get it from this guy.

Gianna: oh my gosh Dylan is such a hoe!
Josh: He banged me hard last night

by notyoursidehoe May 14, 2019