Hard candies that your grandma bought at Walgreen's in 1998 that are sitting in the bottom of her purse.
Grandma: Oh Matthew, you're getting cranky. Let grandma give you some purse candy to boost your blood sugar.
by @price5233 June 20, 2020
Get the purse candymug. What Junior The Forbidden One Smelled
“I smell snout and candy yeaaa”
Junior loves snout and candy
If anything triggers or intensely arouses J it’s most definitely snout and candy
Snout and candy for junior is what kryptonite is to superman lol
A dangerous yet irresistible combo is snout and candy
Junior loves snout and candy
If anything triggers or intensely arouses J it’s most definitely snout and candy
Snout and candy for junior is what kryptonite is to superman lol
A dangerous yet irresistible combo is snout and candy
by Stststdk8 July 26, 2022
Get the Snout and Candymug. by wally dude September 17, 2018
Get the Candy cornmug. A highly attractive person who is your 'friend' on a social networking site such as Facebook or Myspace. Usually added based purely on their appearance.
John has like 600 friends on facebook, what's with that?
Nah, they're not really friends, they're just Profile Candy. Didn't ya notice most of them were hotties?
Nah, they're not really friends, they're just Profile Candy. Didn't ya notice most of them were hotties?
by Alecto83 January 21, 2009
Get the [Profile Candy]mug. Louis is regretting it already, but it’s not like he can abort the mission now. He quickly presses play on his phone, places the glitter spray by the bed and turns the light off again, except for the light bulbs hanging with the garlands. The music is loud, bass slow, and 50 Cent’s “mm-hmm yeah” is filling the room. Louis scrambles on top of the bed, positioning himself facing the door.
The door swings open, just as the song goes “So seductive,” and Harry walks in.
“I take you to the candy shop,” 50 Cent sings, and Louis leans up on the bed, locking his eyes on Harry’s shocked expression.
The door swings open, just as the song goes “So seductive,” and Harry walks in.
“I take you to the candy shop,” 50 Cent sings, and Louis leans up on the bed, locking his eyes on Harry’s shocked expression.
by Larry_jitters_4_lauren April 25, 2022
Get the Candy shopmug. by cold_eyes May 31, 2014
Get the candy sausagesmug. by Toonicling November 9, 2016
Get the King Candymug.