Any Halloween trick-or-treater who is clearly too old to be asking you for candy. Candy Cougars could be anyone who is legally old enough to have a job, vote, drive a car, is pregnant, and is at your door asking for free candy.
by Brudas November 1, 2010
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by Andrew S88 May 7, 2008
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by ilovetopoop March 30, 2009
Get the candy crane mug.A highly attractive person who is your 'friend' on a social networking site such as Facebook or Myspace. Usually added based purely on their appearance.
John has like 600 friends on facebook, what's with that?
Nah, they're not really friends, they're just Profile Candy. Didn't ya notice most of them were hotties?
Nah, they're not really friends, they're just Profile Candy. Didn't ya notice most of them were hotties?
by Alecto83 January 21, 2009
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Derived from the phrase "eye candy" and related to "fan service" although not necessarily intentional.
Derived from the phrase "eye candy" and related to "fan service" although not necessarily intentional.
by Alrecenk February 9, 2013
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