Space Poon

A condition that effects female astronauts upon entering the upper stratosphere. Under normal circumstances the affliction would be considered a run of the mill yeast infection. A yeast infection is caused by Candida albicans and other bacteria native to a woman's crotch. When these bacteria become too numerous, a vagina will emit foul odors and secretions. The Causes can be STDs, medication, clothing, diet, hormones or injury. In the case of female astronauts it is caused by hygiene and decreased atmospheric pressure. These factors contribute to increased pH and moisture, allowing bacterial colonies to multiply.

When female astronauts began shuttle missions they noticed increased discomfort in the downstairs of their space suit. Male astronauts, whose musky ball stank also did not go unnoticed, began to complain of a new smell. They likened the smell to a bottle of fish oil left ajar. The men eventually figured it out and coined the term Space Poon. So, If you are adapt at Asian cookery, or are at the grocery store, open a bottle of fish oil, take whiff and it will be just like being on the space station.

by Sloxx December 23, 2008

Space Opera

A cool science fiction that generally takes place in outer space. Generally, space opera places more emphasis on the characters, the plot and the adventures rather than on the technology. The space adventures are also normally romanticized, melodramatic, "swash-buckling" and epic.

Examples of space opera:

-The "Green Lantern" comics by Geoff Johns (before his writing turned into crap)

-Jim Starlin's tales involving Thanos and Adam Warlock for Marvel Comics

-Jeff Lemire's "Trilium" series for Vertigo comics

-Rick Remender's "Fear Agent" series

-Various Image Comics series such as "Descender", "Saga", and others

-Star Wars

-Star Trek

-The anime Cowboy Bebop

-The anime Heroic Age

Space opera is a pretty cool science fiction genre that has epic, melodramatic adventures in outer space.

by Wahrsager350 July 26, 2015

space ball

Phencyclidine (PCP) used on Crack cocaine. Space balls will fuck up yo day. Rarely seen, because most of the population thinks the experience is horrible, dangerous, and terrifying, and a good crack head thinks its a waste of cook up.

I figured it would be a good idea to try a space ball one time in my life, but now I'm not allowed to enter Canada for six years, and I have to stay 100 ft away from all Mennonite churches.

by ThaDudesBro August 26, 2006

space invader

often a rich kid or trust funder who moves to your area (especially nyc, la, big cities etc) from a cow poke town and takes up your space, driving rent and all costs of living up. these are especially despised hipsters who start repping the city they've invaded as if it were there own.

ex: Paul moved to brooklyn to attend Pratt, he began saying he was from "BK all day" while his parents paid exorbitant rent so he could hang in nyc, what a fucking space invader!

by Mary Gunns December 9, 2008

Space unicorn

A unicorn that lives among the stars. Space unicorns have large, beautiful wings and long flowing hair, they come in many colors.

"The gorgeous space unicorn fled into the milky way"

by St.George SK October 31, 2004

Space Rocket

When one deficates in a condom, leaves the product in a freezer overnight and uses the next day for sexual penetration of ones significant other.

Neil Armstrong described his Space Rocket as a solid but smelly piece of equipment.

by aspace-girl February 1, 2009

space donkey

When you take a shit into someone's vagina.

That girl was sick. She asked for a space donkey.

by Chris Mammarelli September 17, 2005