DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN

phrase - used when Spiderman is suspected of doing something evil.

Nacho: *sniff*, "I smell fish sticks..DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!"

"Someone has cut my hair too short...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Is that...an ugly girl? DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Banana splits...mmmmm...good. WAIT! Its not split evenly! DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"This tuff gangster jacket is too small for me...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"There are no bagels in the fridge...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"I made a D in Social Studies. Now I'm grounded. That last F almost made me fail...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Polly is trying to call me again...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11 WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU??????11"

DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN by Can Not May 15, 2005

are you shitting my dick 

A popular catch from TikTok humorously asking if you’re being serious/for real

“dude that test was hard”
“are you shitting my dick right now?! i haven’t studied”

are you shitting my dick by bahka78 October 6, 2021

Don't shit where you sleep 

Don't mess things up where you live or work

My friend was acting ungrateful to his roommate and I said don't shit where you sleep dude

Don't shit where you sleep by Catwoman1995 August 13, 2017

Fuck you say 

A slang word mostly used as a shortened word for, "What the fuck did you say".

Nik: Your shirts is gay Walter!
Walter: Fuck you say!?!?

Fuck you say by Walteezy September 26, 2006

So You See... 

A word that is frequently used on dhar mann videos when a character wants to say a backstory and it became a meme on his channel. He even made merch that wrote "so you see.."

Teacher: "Why are you late?"
Me: "So you see... I woke up late"
Teacher: "Go to the principles office"

So You See... by حمار July 9, 2021

YOU SUCK AT URBAN DICTIONARY!

You know what? I do.

I think I have a total of two or three thumbs up as of this posting. No, I am not a complete failure, but I do suck at Urban Dictionary.

YOU SUCK AT URBAN DICTIONARY! by Diggity Monkeez January 10, 2005

have you seen my turkey? 

v. To pull out your cock in public and wave it at people asking "have you seen my turkey?", gobble, gobble, gobble.

Try pulling out your dick and public and wave it around and say "gobble, gobble, gobble"

have you seen my turkey? by Reggie Regg November 24, 2003