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BIGGEST FUCKIN RETARD I KNOW, HE LITERLLY IS THE DEFINITION OF NO BITCHES, NONE AT ALL. MY FATHER IS MORE EXISTIENT THEN HIS DOOKIE AS HAIR. I WANT TO SHOOT MYSELF EVERDAY I MEET HIM. I WILL SOON KILL EVERYONE I KNOW IF HE DOSNT SHUT THE ABSOLUTE UP. GOD ISNT REAL AND HE HAS ABONDONED ME
by wENJ August 22, 2022
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Winter

One of four seasons, starting on December 21st, and ending on March 21st.

It is widely enjoyed by kids, due to activities such as Snowmen-making, Tubing, Snowmobiling, and Skiing.

However it is widely despised by anyone above the age of 16, due to activities such as scraping a car's windshield clean of ice, dangerous driving conditions, and higher heating bills.

Plus it puts quite the damper on smoking outside. Note: People who live in states such as California, Texas, Florida, etc., are usually shunned for complaining about this season. A cold, enjoyable season in which holidays present themselves to you and your families whilst bringing joy. Presents are carefully unwrapped, people sing and dance, and almost everybody has a good time while a fat, jolly old man stalks you to see if you behave, then breaks into your house and eats all of your food. The time of year when indoor Drumline and Colorguard start. No marching band or anything. Just Winterguard and Winter Percussion. A lot less hectic than Fall, but a lot more friendlier because everyone already has something in common, being either in Drumline or Colorguard, which are a lot less smaller than marching band.
Instead of marching outdoors on the street or field, it's all indoors. While not as hectic, it's still a lot of work, and totally worth it. shitty season when all that happens is cold and more cold, in canada it seems to never end, and all the time it is happening you wish for summer.
I don’t like winter
by Sweetlyfe101 June 18, 2022
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Winter Eyeshadow

The act of having sex or giving oral in a warm place, because it’s cold out, and telling the cum-receiver to get down and close their eyes for a nice frosted look on their eyelids— ‘tis the season.

Bonus option: throw a little glitter on those lids while the cum is wet for some snaz.

About “Bonus option”: don’t actually do that, and make sure to avoid getting cum inside the eyes because it can burn and ought to be rinsed off.
I got my Winter Eyeshadow in the shower this morning when he blew his load directly onto my eyelids— it starts glossy but finishes matte!
by anonymous December 13, 2021
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Winter Tingle

Stupid person(s), Confusing, Make no sense. Someone disliked, Someone stupid
by PapiWinters July 30, 2022
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Winter Minge

When you sprinkle cocaine on a minge and sniff it
I gave my boyfriend a winter minge
by TheHuntersAce December 20, 2022
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winter white

An issue that lightskins have in the winter when they become pale as fuck because of the lack of sun or something.
"that nigga Chris got that winter white look at him now versus in the summer bruh."
by BIGDICKDADDY^( March 25, 2022
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Carmel Winter

noun; informal
noun: Carmel; plural noun: Carmels

A person or thing that has a depressing or dispiriting effect, often relating to a refusal to take part in the consumption of the alcoholic beverage beer.
"Hurry up and drink your beer you wank stain, you're being such a Carmel Winter."
by WELL May 15, 2015
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