fake weeder

a person who claims to smoke weed but actually doesn't.

man, that freeps guy is a real fake weeder, you know?

by king_D__ July 3, 2023

Post-Weezer Clarity

When you stop listening to Weezer and realize how much of your life you just wasted

"This Post-Weezer Clarity really hits different after listening to "Buddy Holly" nonstop for 6 days straight!"

by MicrowavedBurrito1 November 17, 2023

wow weezer

To be surprised. In shock. (In a polish way)

Gram walks into a party and says Wow Weezer!

by Auntie Gram January 6, 2024

Sam Weaver

A Sam Weaver (also known as a Sweaver (female)), is a very average guy. His penis is averaged sized, height, hair, emotional stability, fighting skills. is body parts resemble penis' to the naked eye and his mum is always angry. He doesn't leave his house much. Sits down playing Call of Duty 6 and not showering.

Jay: Should we get Sam Weaver to come out?
Dru: Yeah good idea!

Sam Weaver: can't, Mum's Angry.

by JayYung December 9, 2024

Peter weeter

Another name for a penis.

I told her she was finna get hit with this peter weeter.

by Durag_Danny January 21, 2025

Evan weaver syndrome

An individual who is unfunny or stupid or behind in many internet trends

“Hey man what page is page 13 on” “mf do you have Evan weaver syndrome??”

“Hey guys the sigma male meme is so funny bro” “dude that was 2 years ago you must have Evan syndrome…”

by Fanta in my kidneys March 18, 2025

Lauren weaver

Big hunk of lard usually is charzarding herself at night. She also usually likes doing the alaskin pipe line when no ones home.

This girl lauren weaver is the queen of alaskin pipe lines

by Pooopppoiopo June 18, 2025