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Watermelon sugar

Watermelon sugar ............ HIGH!!!!!
by Dramat1c November 9, 2020
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Watermelon Sugar

The small bumps and prickly hairs that appear around the anus of a gay male after an aggressive shave. The name watermelon sugar only applies if the person with the afflicted anus is someone you hold near and dear, such as a lover. If the afflicted is not a loved one, you can refer to said bumps and hairs as ‘pussy pimples’ or ‘herpules’.
Synonyms include ‘angel kisses’ & ‘battle scars’.
‘I was eating David’s ass but his watermelon sugar ain’t exactly my taste.’
‘At least you know he shave, the faggots I run come in full George Bush.’
‘You needa get yo ass off squirt cos ain’t no muthafuckas findin no decent mans on that cesspool.’
by thegaybible March 22, 2021
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Watermelon sugar

Based after the current tip drfinition for the word. "that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies." While all those other things will surely parish into stardust. Watermelon sugar is stronger than death when i crank up the black label society and finger blast my babes the watermelon. Sugar splashes eveywhere. A rebirth of fresh juices as i pummel her watermelon pie.
I will have her watermelon pie so swelled up when she pops she will Cover everything with that sweet watermelon sugar
by Bendeasy June 4, 2021
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Watermelon sugar high

The high one gets after sex, with a woman. The watermelon sugar is referencing a woman’s sexual organ and how it tastes; Hence why it,“tastes like strawberry on a summer even’.” He also hints at the reference when he says, “I want more berries.” That lyric is very similar to Cake by the Ocean, by DNCE. Sex and sexual organs are often compared to sugary type desserts in songs.
Sex with her is like a watermelon sugar high in the summer.

She tastes like watermelon sugar.
by Monah se dovah November 29, 2020
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Monkey driving a watermelon

A monkey driving a watermelon train to some song called “Cadillac.”The video is so epic that it makes me not pay attention in Spanish class.
people spam the video of a monkey driving a watermelon on discord.
by V4LK February 10, 2021
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