Vegan Wanker

A part-time vegan but a full time wanker.

You want to be a meditating, creative, yogi with the strength and flexibility of Ghandi and BOY do you tell people about it. But you are constantly failing.

You definitely do yoga, and let everyone know about it through all available social media and by literally hollering it down the street while riding your fixie bike.

You film yourself doing yoga, the morning after a heavy binge session where you danced on the bar and went home with your friends little brother.

It's all in the juxtaposition of aiming high... and falling so low.

This morning I saw Fiona and she was telling me about this organic, sustainable farm she's working on this summer to learn about health conscious and mindful, vegan food production. Then I spotted her later from afar and she was inhaling a full family size packet of crisps. She's such a Vegan Wanker

by Vegan Wanker November 7, 2015

Chino wanker

chino wankers are a individual or a group of LADS aged mid teens to 20 and are obsessed with football , fancy a cheeky nandos , refer to everything that isn't that funny as "banter" or refers to anyone that stimulates their poor humour as a "top LAD" They tend to only drink cider and pretend they're drunk off one can. They make jokes about eachothers mums or make sexist jokes about girls only being good for certain things like the kitchen.

They will wear gazelles , jack wills and holister

"Ooooh that's great banter "

"Ooooh fancy a cheeky nandos "

"Ooooh I fucking love football "
" LADotelli "
" chino wanker "

by Yindyyy November 7, 2015

twd walker stalker

TWD Walker Stalkers are a fan base of the hit AMC TV series The Walking Dead. The Walker stalker fan support and encourage the cast by standing on the sidelines of filming with anticipation of a look, a wave and sometimes a selfie.

TWD walker stalkers are some very loyal fans.

by MysticLady April 3, 2016

Mooch Wanker

For those Indian and Pakistani individuals with the exact same haircut (short back & sides with a quiff) who drive around in their fathers BMW and say either "bro" or "innit" after every sentence.

They also go to Mooch on Broad St every Friday night with money they borrowed from their grandparents.

"Look at that mooch wanker haircut."

by KingOfEverythingAskWiz April 14, 2016

Herbert Walker

An alcoholic beverage consisting primarily of piss and grenadine.

"It's been a long fucking night, fix me a god damn Herbert Walker"

Sir, that's just piss and grenadine.

"I know what I signed up for"

by The Schkoon May 17, 2016

Walking Wanker

Typically an individual, who walks on the street, who looks like an outright wanker.
A wanker being, a person who "wanks" (masturbates). Which in essence, includes everyone.

Some deviants may include: Wanka, Vanka, Wanko, Wenka, Wonka, Wnkah, 'anka, 'nkerrr, and etc.

A white pretentious tourist wanker walks down the sidewalk of a rural ghetto village in the Exotic slums of my anus, on the pothole ridden road rides a group of hooligans in a rundown black Toyota Rush, shouting out the malfunctioning windows the following phrase in an act of general defiance against imperialism, political correctness, and general wankery:
"Walking Wanker"

by dragon_ligon_deez December 24, 2016

rating wanker

Someone who watches TV shows / films solely based on their ratings or someone who has to check the ratings of everything before committing

Joe you have to check the rating of everything, you're such a rating wanker

by Jadeydiddle April 6, 2017