He is commonly known amonst his colleagues as a dosser and a Karen. He constantly complains about anything he gets the chance to. Brennan is a chelsea hooligan who believes that they are better than every other team in existence. He often cries and shouts in disbelief when they lose a game (which is quite a common occurance). Brennan is required to drink at least 5 litres of caffeine per day or he will be moodier than he already is. Brennan takes joy in ruining other peoples day and watching them suffer. He despises poor people and often looks down on them from his high horse.
brennan read is a dosser
by e.Trapz April 25, 2023
Stupid bitch with weird teeth and weird hair that likes to watch small children. He often goes to state school playgrounds in recess with a high-zoom camera and films them going down the slide. He likes it deep.
Parent 1: “Thomas Crewe-Read is here! Fucking protect your kids”
Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”
Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”
by SlipperySloshy January 16, 2023
a saying that is used when someone doesn't understand a piece of media/literature. refers to the show/manga "chainsaw man."
Person 1: "The man who was murdered in the story the Tell Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe was actually alive the whole time and it was his heart was beating in the floorboards!"
Person 2: "The reading comprehension devil strikes again!"
Person 2: "The reading comprehension devil strikes again!"
by bookuser11 December 20, 2023
by TeamAlert April 09, 2020
by Lê Masturbator November 11, 2020
Relating to full send, half send, quarter send, etc.
When you full send something and nail it, but nobody was watching/nobody notices; essentially when you're a boss but nobody witnessed it
When you full send something and nail it, but nobody was watching/nobody notices; essentially when you're a boss but nobody witnessed it
"Fuck it dude, FULL SEND!"
- Does an epic back flip -
-Only one person sees it-
"Shit man, you just got left on read"
- Does an epic back flip -
-Only one person sees it-
"Shit man, you just got left on read"
by ya tilted bro? November 26, 2019
by ShinJuni September 21, 2019