volta head

young adolescents that excessively listen to the mars volta until they start to dress like the band members themselves.

dude! look at the afro on that kid! he's such a volta head!

by dinkydoodles May 31, 2006

volunteer turd bodea

The refreshing unexpected splash back of toilet water into your ballon knot when your spincter doesn't close fast enough. Usually caused by an extremely dense turd shot out at high velocity.

Rick loved the cool refreshness from the volunteer turd bodea he recieved after taking his dump after slamming beers and eating peanuts the night before.

by Lickster October 16, 2008

volkswagen

One of the best car companies of all time. Starting with the Beetle, they continually fired out proven winners with the Scirocco, Vanagon, Karman Ghia and later with the Golf/GTI and Jetta. Time and time again, they've continued to find success with both younger and older generations, instilling a sense of family and comradrie in the drivers, similar to that found in Jeep owners. Most Volkswagen owners who take their cars seriously gain valuable insight into the world of German engineering, tweaking the lines of their cars to both increase their overall performance and retain an impressive and distinct style at the same time.

I just picked up an R32... and blew the unpainted body kit off of a 1991 Civic that attempted to race me.

by SpewingChunks September 5, 2005

Voldemetal

A phrase coined by a chemistry teacher and his students based on the Harry Potter character Voldemort, that describes an element (Either metal or nonmetal) that is neither an Alkali/Alkaline earth metal or a transtitional metal, and has no specific name to be sorted under.

"Aluminum is neither an alkaline nor an alkali earth metal, and so we call it a Voldemetal; meaning that it has no name."

"Gallium is a Voldemetal, or a metal-that-shall-not-be-named"

by EcchixChan December 16, 2009

volcano taco

a word used to describe a firecrotch(michelle Grages)

michelle grages is a volcano taco!!!!!

by someone in grafton May 13, 2009

9_volt88

An annoying SJW autist with a Koopa avatar who trolls gamers on Twitter, making intelligent remarks as "heh gamers" and "games aren't art", among other observations. He is fond of screencapping tweets out of context to make all gamers (especially GamerGate supporters) to make it appear that they're all sexist assholes.

Like other internet goons, 9_volt is a gigantic whiteknight for feminist frauds like Anita Sarkeesian, Brianna Wu and Zoe Quinn. He is also an Xbot who owns, among other things, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5 and Call of Duty: Ghosts.

"If you see a turtle avatar on Twitter making condescending remarks about gamers, you've been visited by 9_volt88!"

by Wendy's RPG Agent May 3, 2017

volume schizo

The act of simultaneously wishing that the volume of your television was louder while hoping no one hears it.

Johnny was a volume schizo while watching Debbie Does Dallas with his parents in the next room.

by DeShawn Drib April 10, 2005