Reaper Vagina

A Reaper Vagina is a vagina so loose and so scary that it literally pulls you in and eats you.

Jim: Dude I swear that reaper vagina pulled me in deep.
Bob: Dude I told you to watch out for those things.

by CousinFlapJack July 22, 2016

Sad Vagina

Phrase;

A vagina that is sad and refuses to accept sexual stimulation.

Brittney and Simon were trying their best with the vibrator because they had yet to understand and accept the fact that Brittney had a sad vagina.

by Elayne Moore April 19, 2014

vagina victim

The man loses everything in a divorce.

He was the vagina victim when she left.

by Seismic Soldier September 24, 2019

Vagina pool

When a lady is formally sitting with legs reclined and proceeds to spill a drink in her lap causing the necessary squeezing of her legs to prevent penetration of liquids to the seating surface beneath.

I almost spilled my wine on the couch but my vagina pool saved the day.

rose reservoir

by mcjohnzy October 1, 2017

Unkept Vagina

A secret sect of hippie women with robust bush. Their vulvular values are their own. No one can force them to maintain their vaginal manes.

She refused to trim her bush and we thought she should go dwell with the band of unkept vaginas.

by Nym September 12, 2016

vagina merchant

a woman who sells her vagina for crack

get off the streets you vagina merchant

by orange123 February 21, 2009

vagina whistle

The air flowing through a hoes vagina.

That girl is such a hoe, her vagina whistles.

by meowmeow98 July 10, 2015