Uncle Chris

Another term for a coke and rum… heavy on the rum

I’m gonna grab an uncle Chris

by Lazarlazar April 04, 2022

Uncle Garfunkle

A weird crazy uncle who likes to hit on kids.

"Sadly Timmy, my Uncle is like an Uncle Garfunkle."

by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 14, 2023

uncle portilini

a guy that touches ur meat

uncle portilini touched my willy

by uncle portilini July 05, 2023

Uncle Sticksticko

That one uncle you have that fucks EVERYONE.

Yo Demo, why are girls always up on you like my Uncle Sticksticko?

by stoopidhead March 06, 2009

Uncle Ricky

Uncle Ricky is neither tangible or contactable. He knows all and teaches all. Used to describe an anonymous figure.

Uncle Ricky taught me how to mass produce marketable drugs

by The Uncle Ricky November 01, 2021

uncle flashbacks

when you see your uncle and he calls out your name "Ben Dover" and you have to do what he says... *cries* uncle flashbacks...

"Ben Dover!" "No uncle please don't hurt me like you did before" *uncle flashbacks*

by Ben Dover and pick up the soap November 13, 2018

rusty uncle

When your weird/funny/alchoholic uncle makes you smell his finger knowing all to well he had them in or around his butthole.

Uncle Ben, will you please stop attempting to rusty uncle me.

I am simply trying to enjoy the family reunion.

by DabMauFive November 04, 2017