tainted twat

undesirable pussy ranging from, fungal infection or period, to std, to permenant herpes, hiv.

Back off that bitch, she's got tainted twat.

by paydaddi November 24, 2004

Twitchy twat

A twat that twitches, unprovoked, at random times throughout the day. Twitches can vary in duration, and intensity, and can be a source of extreme pleasure/discomfort to the owner of said twat.

Girl #1: Omigod, I cannot wait for class to be over.

Girl #2: Why? What's wrong.

Girl #1: Twitchy twat--I've had it all day.

by Jr Space Cadet April 11, 2009

ignorant twat

ignorant
adj.
1. Lacking education or knowledge.
2. Showing or arising from a lack of education or knowledge: an ignorant mistake.
3. Unaware or uninformed.

twat

Taboo slang
1. (Life Sciences & Allied Applications / Anatomy) the female genitals
2. a girl or woman considered sexually
3. a foolish or despicable person

has mitchell contacted you, I think he's an ignorant twat!!

by Geofff Leonard May 8, 2011

Twat Snot

Gonorrhea or Syphilis

I wouldn't put your Meat Sword in that, I heard she has the Twat Snot.

by AshleyLynne January 15, 2013

Cum Twat

To release your semen on the outside of a womans pussy, covering it with sperm.

The womans cum twat was very wet thanks to his ultimant semenal release.

by spy_harder September 24, 2005

twat lips

1.a person so doucheish that that word does not even even describe them. Hence becoming twat lips
2.The ruffles that surround the pussy resembling cow tongues

Those girls twat lips were so disgusting, i decided to titty fuck her.
{john}you and your wolfmane girlfriend combined DEFINE twat lips.

by Skrillex May 5, 2006

twat smuggler

A person who smuggles twat from an original twat pounder, without the original twat pounder finding out.

You nailed her last weekend? Dude, Sam has been pounding that twat for 3 months now, you are a fuckin' twat smuggler, keep it up man.

by A to the Z February 3, 2008