PC Twinkie 

A person who cares too much about what is and isn't politically correct.

Mark: Hey, Nick, look at this. This guy in the chat room is getting all bent out of shape because I called President Obama black instead of African-American.

Nick: Wow. This dude is the very definition of a PC Twinkie.

PC Twinkie by That Guy With The Face November 7, 2013

Siamese twins 

Two men who share the same month they both last had sex.

Josh: When have you last had sex
Paul: August bro
Josh: Guess what bro
Paul: What
Josh: August was the last month I had sex!
Paul: ayyeee let’s go
Josh: There should be some sort of name for this type of thing
Paul: Yea totally we should call it being siamese twins on dead dogs

Siamese twins by WeWereHighWhenWeCameUpWithThat April 9, 2023

You can't win for losing 

When you win something but , winning means you lose either psychologically emotionally physically financially, anyway that negatively impacts you.

You do the dishes cuz your parents told you to and ,then when you're finished they yell at you for doing it wrong even though they didn't tell you how to do it in the first place ! Man you can't win for losing

You can't win for losing by dragonboy8586 October 15, 2019

hood twins 

When two women in the 'hood get knocked up around the same time by the same man and have children that are very close in age.

Same daddy, different mama's, same year in school.

Man, that fool knocked up all them bitches and had two sets of hood twins!

hood twins by LDoc October 22, 2009

Dolan twins 

They are the daddies of the whole universe. They hate being called daddy but like how can you not call them that? They have the best sharpest jaw lines. Best abs out there. They get hate but they don't care. They are the sweetest, most genuine boys out there who are sadly turning 18 soon :,(

" woahhhh have you watched the dolan twins?" Smart girl says

"No I like the dobre twins" dumb girl says

"Psh your deadass dumb ahahha" smart girl says

Dolan twins by 💕💉 July 9, 2017

titty twins 

what you call two girls who have boobs that are the same size and shape

*sends pic of tits*
“Omg we’re titty twins. Mine are literally identical!”

titty twins by ur b1tch April 1, 2020

Les Twins 

Pronounced: Lay Twins. Larry and Laurent Bourgeois Identical twins and world famous dancers from France. The best dancers in the world. Known for their very impressive signature dance moves *death drop, butterfly, Larry's foot work, and Laurent's.... everything. Also known for their dedicated fans, who are almost family like in how close they are regardless of what country each lives in, called LT girls/ladies.

"Do these guys really think they can dance? Look at them flailing around like they think their Les Twins."

Les Twins by Ria_z December 29, 2011