SPANKING THE TURTLE

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.

“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”

by Steven dickerson June 17, 2018

Turtle toad

Famous rain world focused youtuber, discord fanatic.

"Turtle Toad killed my father - pepsow, old friend" "Turtle Toad's new video was real wack, yo"

by pepsow June 26, 2020

Yertle the Turtle

The sexiest character in all of Dr Suess’ books. Anyone who plays the part of the sexy turtle himself is bound to have sex almost everyday. If you have the honor of sleeping with Yertle you instantly become the sexiest person in a 17.23 mile radius.

Wow the girl is the sexiest person in a 17.23 mile radius she must of fucked yertle the turtle

by Hurburt December 1, 2019

Turtle Lee

Turtle lee means is short ,eyes are small and he plays video games sucks.

Turtle Lee is sucks

by Cool guy go to be man November 20, 2022

gerth turtle

When your getting head and your penis gets bit so it shrivels up like a turtle going into its shell.

She gave me a Gerth turtle

by Gerth turtle June 8, 2016

turtle popping

When you are running to the toilet with poo half out of your bum and you're squeezing your anus to get it back in.

Like a turtles head half out of its shell.

"Oh my God, I got to go to the loo; I'm turtle popping!"

by Carnthepear September 12, 2015

Turtle Spurts

Rapidly releasing a series of multiple, small turds.

I just had the turtle spurts. Had to be about a dozen floating.

by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019