Turd Dildo 

When you take a nice shit, one huge long solid piece...scoop it out of the toilet, put it in the freezer and let it freeze. Then take it out and fuck a girl with it like a dildo.

She thought it was a brown dildo that was cold...but oh she was wrong as I blasted her with my turd dildo.

Turd Dildo by Sidewalk Swami June 2, 2007

Turd of Shit 

Something of such low quality, of such minisquel value, that it might in fact be the least significant item in the universe.

I bought a brand new Rolex Daytona online. I paid $5,000 for it. When I got it in the mail, I opened the box, and it turned out to be a turd of shit. I hate myself.

Turd of Shit by TangClock July 29, 2009

turd burgler 

one who enjoys uphill gardenin. Also known as a fudgepacker.

lilys pastimes include turd burgling

turd burgler by lily southam November 14, 2003

Turd Floater

Turd Floater refers to a septic tank backing up into one's yard whenever there's a big rainfall and the ground is saturated.

It came a real turd floater last night and more rain is on the way.

Turd Floater by Michele Dorwin July 24, 2008

turd burgler 

The pitcher not the catcher, a blatent ass bandit

Nooo you idiot, I'm the pitcher, you're the catcher

turd burgler by a lgx January 15, 2004

turd burglar

A person who reaches into another person's arse for fun or profit.

A corn-holing faggot.

Lionel is a perfect turd burglar.

turd burglar by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

Turd Pusher 

Derogatory term used in Northern Ireland, referring to someone that 'pushes turds' or is not being sound to you

dirty joesays to johnty, 'you're a fuckin turd pusher you are boy!'

Turd Pusher by scmick October 10, 2007