Trumpets

The trumpet, a very nice instrument. The problem is the people playing it. 9.9999/10 they are too loud and 99.9999% of the time, the trumpets are assholes.

God the trumpets won’t shut the fuck up

by Yeetyeetboreet February 19, 2019

trumpet transfer

When you blame your flatuence on the dog. A person transfers a smell to a dog.

'I was at a party and let one go but, did a trumpet transfer and ended up getting away with it.'

by Must Stank October 1, 2017

Skin Trumpet

A male sex organ witch contains a copious amount of prepuce

Jon’s skin trumpet goes crazy with that extra foreskin!

by Yoursistersplunger October 28, 2023

Trumpet

A loud, outspoken supporter of Donald Trump, often found playing fact-jazz on social media.

Debating with trumpets on the internet is like playing chess with a pigeon. All they do is knock all the pieces over, crap on the board, and fly home to pronounce victory to their flock.

by Ishmael2021 January 6, 2021

Ukelele Trumpet

When you eat the ass of a woman (or man) whilst making a ululating sound. this will give off the sound of a ukulele, whilst playing the trumpet

Hey man, were you giving my mum the ukulele trumpet last night? It was pretty loud.

You hear that noise last night? That was me playing the ukelele trumpet on your sister!

by Sthepen the 17th of Auckland a May 22, 2016

nut trumpet

A mighty instrumental phallis with a pending semanic eruption

I spent $20 to have a working girl do a solo on my nut trumpet

by Lorenzo Lameass February 24, 2024

Chilly Trumpet

The act of accidentally touching the moist freezing rim of the toilet with the end of your cock whilst you sit on the shitter contemplating life and snapchatting your nearest and dearest.

It is by the most uncomfortable experience a man can endure.

"Man, I just experienced a chilly trumpet whilst snapping Jessica about what happened in Oceana last night"

"Oh dear how unpleasant!"

by Jonathon Pembersley April 23, 2015