poo tracks

a large thick skid mark of poo, left in pants if ass your buttock isnt wiped properly. other names: a chorno, skiddies

dude look at this guys pants it has chorno's!!, he has poo tracks

by BigBadLee March 31, 2009

tard tracks

The fecal matter of a mentally handicapped individual found unflushed in a grade school toilet. Important note: often, tard tracks are inappropriately left in a urinal instead of an actual toilet.

I needed to go to the bathroom badly but chose to wait after realizing I'd be pissing on huge, unflushable tard tracks.

by rimlover September 12, 2010

Bunny Tracking

The act of digging through a tub of ice cream, usually with one's finger or the same fork, eating only the good parts and a scant amount of ice cream. This often results in extreme double-dipping.

Sarah opened the freezer to find a fresh tub of Breyer's Blasts Reese's cup Ice cream. Using her finger, she began bunny tracking the whole carton, leaving one lonely piece of Reese's.

by Micskillz September 12, 2012

Super Track

A phrase that best describes when a new hip-hop/rap song is released, or remixed and has 3 or more well known artist on the track who are just straight killing that shit.

"Have you heard Kesha's Sleazy 2.0 Remix? It has Wiz Khalifa, Andre 3000, TI, and Lil Wayne and they all pretty much murdered it; I believe that's classifiable as a Super Track my friend."

by KidNimbus March 13, 2012

Gas Track

A song that gets you gassed just by listening to it, usually with good headphones that have decent bass.

Gas Tracks include:

TheRiotz - Black Rose ft. Xanexx
Tempa T + Chasing Status - Hypest Hype
Animals as Leaders - Cafo

Guy 1: Put Black Rose on!
Guy 2: Oi!!! Gas track!

by Guy that gets gassed July 28, 2012

Moose Tracks in your front yard

A northern Ontario twist on the term "to have egg on your face" derived from the shame and embarrassment which is bestowed upon a household who has been foolish enough to allow a moose to venture into their front yard ultimately leaving tracks in an otherwise fresh and unperturbed layer of snow. It is important to note that a fresh an untouched layer of snow in Northern Ontario is comparable to well-manicured lawn in areas of the world where snow is avoidable at times of the year.

Lou : So I was dancing with that girl all night and it wasn't until I found out she was a dude that my friends let me know that they knew all along and still let me make out with her...him...them...

Kyle : Boy, I bet you had moose tracks in your front yard then, eh?

Lou : Please don't talk to me...

by fannahmontana October 9, 2014

Whack Track

A "Whack Track" is a song that one listens to while pleasuring themselves (aka Masturbation).

Some people like to touch themselves in peace, but I prefer to listen to my favourite whack track, "Beethoven's Ninth".

by realrobertreed October 11, 2014