Tyster

(ti-ster) an ancient and sacred name pertaining to an omnipotent being. Folk lore descriptions from multiple cultures has describe such a person as "a god among us". This person invoke instant worship and fear from locals.

Acclaimed professor Azhanzlmmn Mohieldan Giesh from M.I.T. has confirmed the existence of the Tyster in his 1974 U.N. speech in St. Etienne, France: "after extensive research my 82-man team can attest to the truth of such a being. Without question Tyster is worthy of adoration."

Scholar 1: I often wonder if legends of Hercules and Samson were based upon Tyster's legacy.

Everyone: That is a given!

by not_the_tyster2 December 2, 2009

Toaster

1) A device that heats bread until it is crisp, and therefore toast

2) A gun, heat

3) A DVD Player, X-Box, or Music Device. Often used with "Pop a Squat", "Pop a Trend", or "Pop a Plant"

1) Hey, put some pop-tarts in the toaster, will you?

2) I'm packing a toaster, don't mess with me

3) Pop a trend in the toaster, I need to beat your highscore!

by ElCapitan November 3, 2004

toaster oven

derogitory term used to describe male reproductive organ

hey bitch, blow my toaster oven!

by Rishi & Bia August 2, 2006

toaster mage

In his words, an "Excessively lazy" person who asked me to define him here. Likes pies, glee and "o.o"

He is a communist! www.pieism.tk o.o

by Zal January 16, 2005

toaster pastry

when performing anal sex, the man blows his man shake into the anus... thus making a warm and creamy toaster pastry

brandon and danielle just made a delicious toaster pastry in the closet

by RmfB October 7, 2009

toasted cheese

Toasted cheese is a fancy more sophisticated type of grilled cheese

Guy-1 Hey do you want any toasted cheese?
Guy-2 wtf is toasted cheese

by theplayerhaterz January 19, 2016

The Burnt Toaster

You eat a cheery toaster stroodle, right after you satisfy your plushy fettish while taking a shit

Gerard is so gay, he actually came up with "The Burnt Toaster"

by anthonyyyyyyyyyyy December 13, 2006