stale tomato

When you get invited to a party at a coworkers house and they can't stop throwing out inappropriate innuendo.

Wow that was a stale tomato at Mel's apartment last night.

by Sq2woot November 10, 2017

tomato friend

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One of the many characters in Tulterheles Munkaval, a Veszteseg fangame. I won't spoil it, its both the Betrayed and ? Endings.

Tomato Friend: GET OUT
Me: no
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH

by SARNAPSIS WILL RISE February 22, 2024

tomato dick

When a boy has a small dick

Omg look at his tomato dick

by Tomato dick February 17, 2017

Beef Tomato

A juicy, robust, enticing like a red tomato, person that you just cant resist. One might say, they would be perfect in a salad. Beef Tomato's are well renown for their meaty, fleshy, freaky candor. Beware, for size may vary, might get scary.

Yo gyals a beef tomatoe......

I want me a beef tomatoe

by ashispaniking January 30, 2025

to fall into one's tomatoes

1. Completely loosing it. (often, but not necessarely under the influence of alcohol)
2. Literally just landing on the floor.

To fall into one's tomatoes: "Yesterday I drank to much wine and whilst trying to get in bed I fell completely into my tomatoes."

by Jamie Potterhead December 14, 2018

raging tomato

When engaging in sexual intercourse, one of the members inserts a tomato forcefully into his/her partners anus. Thus the partner will look up at them in fury and surprise, thus creating a facial expression that visually looks like a tomato.

Man she gave me a raging tomato last night.

oh man that sucks.

by PSIness11 January 29, 2016

cut these tomatoes

Idk just something Darren Douglas said on proclubs

“We need to score, we let’s cut these tomatoes boys.”

Can be used as an alternative to “crunch time”

by Regsri April 29, 2024