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Craig Nicholls

by Mr Facts ftw September 11, 2021
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Craig Matz

A failed attempt at flexing nuts; huge chochbag, small wiener.
Person A:Hey go find out how to shoot the pan in the backyard.
Person B: Hey quit being a Craig Matz
by Craig Matz August 5, 2021
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Craig

Big hot hot big guy men men sweaty big hot big guy big hot man
by Big guy lover May 9, 2021
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Craig

A male Karen...of sorts. An early Middle Aged suburbanite male typically recognised by their sub 5'8 barrel chested build, sporting a ridiculous moustache. Typically fastidious about their lawn and edges, the Craig is prone to wild outbursts if a dog shits within 500m of their property. Craigs love to ride the most expensive bicycles whilst wearing colour co-ordinated lycra and telling other Craigs about their latest goto single source coffee beans recovered from the shit of South American indigenous peoples. They are also very keen to share the glory of the try they scored in under 8's rugby.
Craig is a cunt...wait no, All Craigs are cunts....Don't be a Craig!
by jacqueslacouth September 11, 2020
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craig

craig can be bought for seven dollars on ebay. he is top quality and never in stock.
i heard someone was selling craig on ebay!
how much?

seven hundred cents
by iishark May 9, 2022
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Craig

The technical term for "the ideal man"

Qualifications include owning cats, playing the kazoo, and being amazing at dad jokes, especially pick-up lines
Eh, he's cute, but he's only like 34% Craig
by Fizzy?! October 29, 2023
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Craig Steadman

The most ultimatest of studs. It is commonly stated than more people find a ‘Craig Steadman’ more attractive than the likes of Ryan Reynolds or Pedro Pascal.
Lads, did you see Matthew. He’s such a Craig Steadman
by dylan.is.a.fitty May 13, 2023
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