Shelf tits

tits that are so pushed up they look like their sitting on a shelf

"dude, look at that girl" "man, she has massive Shelf tits!"

by maxiepie1280192 March 31, 2009

tits for brains

Slang used by both males and females to refer to a female with large breasts and unimpressive intelligence.

A male says: "Over 50% of the girls in my school have tits for brains."
A female says: "She has tits for brains if she thinks she can do that."

by John Doe the third November 15, 2013

marks tits

marks tits. chonky bois and forever a fair shout

I've always wanted to marks tits.
Hey marks tits have you seen marks tits?

by markstits March 24, 2020

shark tits

noun -
1. an explicative used in dismay or surprise
2. an interogative word used when questioning a foolish happening
3. a last resort uttering when a ghastly event occurs
4. Translatable to Spanish

" Holy Shark tits! that alien mostly came at night...mostly"

" What the shark tits were you thinking?"

" Ooohhh Shark tits! They're dead"

"!Tetas de tiburones!"

by Saaad Panda May 4, 2006

mega tits

Massive set of breasts, implying the word Mega and tits together

Damn those mega tits!!!!

by mborowick January 29, 2009

Tits on a stick

A very thin woman with huge breasts.

Beth was so this she looked like tits on a stick.

by Leon February 27, 2003

tit face

n. generally mild insult, best reserved for your spouse.

Hey Titface, get out of my way.

by ahouse June 3, 2005