MILF tickler

Another name for a penis. This term applies to the cock of a man who likes MILF.

Dude 1: "Hey Dawg, why so sad?"
Dude 2: "Slow trade, dude. My MILF tickler ain't gettin' no use this month!"

by Wizards Sleeve February 15, 2007

Shit Ticket

(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.

"That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That's pretty fucked up."

by Department of Behavioral Hell August 23, 2015

tucker max drunk

A specific form of drunkeness involving a very large amount of alcohol and a very high degree of beligerance, mainly towards fat and/or ugly women. This state is generally only attainable by Tucker Max himself.

Man, I can't remember it, but they tell me I got Tucker Max Drunk last night and offered to pay a cabby $3 to run over a fat girl.

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

Tucker Carlson

Masturbate to ejaculation and then bite at the come like a dog on a garden hose.. While dressed in clothes your mother picked out

Greg's won't be at church today, his dad caught him doing a Tucker Carlson and joined in..

by Brian Dillweed September 1, 2011

hot ticket

An extremely popular person or thing.

That girl is so hot ticket.
My girl is the hottest ticket in town.

by cihanco December 15, 2008

pussy tickler

a mustache and/or beard.

"I haven't shaved my face for a week, my pussy tickler grew in pretty fast."

by "ode" February 19, 2006

Tucker Carlson

He got pwned,
Haven't seen him since.

Crossfire is now gone, thank god.

by MaxPowers April 19, 2005