uncle twisted

When someone drinks an executive amount of half&half twisted tea and screams at everyone he wants them to get fucked up with a twisted tea box on his head

Uncle twisted: I WANT YOU TO GET FUCKED UP

by Uncle twisted January 13, 2019

Uncle GP

A boosted trash scrub kid who believes he is the descent of Tobias Fate himself, but is actually a garbage Gangplank player wanna be

Please dont let Uncle GP on our team, he is going to int feed and miss barrel combos all game!

by GotchaFukBui May 31, 2017

Uncle Jedi

A dude at a comicon in Arkansas that slips you a roofie and turns his finger into a brown light saber.

After I woke up at that dudes hotel room at the Littlerock comicon, I noticed his finger had turned into a brown light saber. I got the Uncle Jedi!

by Buster Belair January 5, 2022

Alchy Uncle

A person you always bring enough alcohol for a party but ends up chugging it all themselves to impress other chicks.

Ben brought ten beers, but ended up drinking all of them to impress sarah. Now he's blowing chunks in the bathroom. Such and Alchy Uncle.

by Kush Mama Ciga October 4, 2017

Uncle Tambien

noun (offensive, Hispanic American)

Derivative of “Uncle Tom”
An individual of Hispanic background that leans more political conservative than the woke liberals of the 2020’s believe is suitable for their minority status

• a person regarded as betraying their cultural or social allegiance.
•Term coined by Adam Carolla

“Can you believe Pedro voted for Donald Trump? He turned out to be a real Uncle Tambien.”

by Facemob941 April 22, 2022

Crusty Uncle

A sexual act whereupon a man is fucked up the ass and then shits the cum and feces mixture onto the chest of his partner. The partner is then laid out in the sun with the mixture spread thin across his chest. As the sun dries the mixture, it becomes crusty. Then you punch him in the dick.

I gave your father a crusty Uncle last night.

by UncleBarry June 8, 2018

Uncle Touchy

When your uncle loves you too much & is down to love you even more.

I used to have an Uncle Mitch, then he was incarcerated, now he's Uncle Touchy.

by NikiNitro September 25, 2023