Swedish Shakedown

The first time a naval vessel sails upon construction completion begins its initial shakedown cruise only to suffer catastrophic failure and sinks.

Not to be confused with other types of maiden voyages disasters such as the Titanic crashing into an iceberg or the Bismarck being scuttled on a bluff.

The naval ship Vasa suffered a Swedish Shakedown as it was built too top heavy and overloaded with cannons causing it to capsize in a slight breeze.

by KeoniPhoenix March 23, 2025

Swedish Jacuzzi

Lots of cum being poured on something or someone.

Like it’s counter part the real Swedish Jacuzzi is pouring beef tallow on something.

The only difference is cum and a LOT of it.

John: Hey did you hear that they are doing the Swedish Jacuzzi back there?
Mark: *gags*

by BrokeBob404 September 30, 2020

Swedish Fish

The act of placing your pursed lips on another’s orifice, any orifice, and then surprise them by inserting your pointed tongue into their orifice.

The sensation feels like someone slipped a wet Swedish Fish into their mouth.

Have you ever given your friend a Swedish fish?

After I gave him/her a Swedish Fish she looked at me like a Swedish Fish.

by Drock420 December 17, 2021

Swedish fish

When a Swedish man puts food in his foreskin and makes his partner eat it out while it smells like fish

I got Swedish fished yesterday it was great

Your boyfriend is so good at giving Swedish fish

by Lebronsforeskin July 31, 2025

Swedish marketplace

Swedish marketplace stands for piracy or an illegitimate source for acquiring digital goods.

– Where can I get this game for cheap?
– Off of Swedish marketplace.

by An Urban Librarian November 6, 2024

swedish card swipe

the swedish card swipe is when an individual runs their tongue from the beginning of a persons buttcrack all the way from the back to the front and then right along the seam of the nutsack

oh yeah chupapi gimme that swedish card swipe

by Mustela February 6, 2023

Swedish Oven

To squeeze someone with a blanket and make him/her smell your armpit.

Jacob got an unpleasant Swedish Oven from 'you-know-who'.

by Swedishbaby July 27, 2024