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Scoop a hog

The expression commonly used for preying on obese, drunk women in a bar by giving them the male attention they so desperately crave and taking them home to nestle your penis amongst their flabby under-carriage.
"Lisa dumped me. I'm going to get absolutely hammered tonight and scoop a hog."
by WhyleStyle October 30, 2007
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Scoop team

Scoop team could be a high class group of individuals representing some sort of gang or mob of people
Oh fuck he look like he would be in a scoop team
by Scoop teams leader October 9, 2022
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Front Scoop

Front scooping is the act of wiping your ass from back to front while sitting on the toilet. When front scooping, one reaches down into the front of the toilet and reaches deep towards the back of the bowl to reach their asshole.
Todd spent a lifetime front scooping, and more often then not ended up always have shit on his balls.
by SwaggyZ WV December 27, 2018
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SCoop

A ship name for one of the best, sweetest, cutest couples ever. They're literal soulmates and would last forever. Ship name for Sab Quesada and Cooper Noriega
Eg: SCoop is the cutest couple
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Scoop and fling

The act of when you scoop and fling poop out of someone’s ass to make room for your fist
I just scoop and fling my grandma to make room for my fist. It’s all in the wrist
by Hellllo there March 31, 2019
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Scoop and Score

When you don’t want to get out of the shower or waffle stomp, so you poop in your hand and toss it in the toilet from the shower.
Sometimes the shower feels so good, scoop and score is the only way to go!
by JRentCy June 24, 2025
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Scoop

Scoop is an American gone UK slang term. It’s derivative from the word “lift”, meaning pick someone up. It’s commonly used in the Norfolk area of England.
by Yourdargie September 10, 2023
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