to Plant

Elite:Dangerous slang
to Plant means to (sub-target and) shoot a ship's powerplant.

his shields were regening, i had to aim fast to plant the bastard

by HammerPavel July 31, 2017

chair plant

a fail involving a chair

1- to lean back on the chair and it falls over leaving the occupant lying on the floor, in a daze
2- to attemp to sit on a chair, but miss the chair and land on the floor
3- to walk past a chair and trip on the leg and face plant

1- boy 1- "god this class is soo boring" (leams back while

yawning)

*chair collapses

boy 2- "dude, EPIC FAIL"

2- boy 1- "i need a rest"

*kicks chair back as he trys to sit and hits the

ground

"aww man, i just chair planted"

3- boy 1- "ill be there in a sec"

*walks over but trips on chair leg

"owww, damnit my nose"

by thespirit June 30, 2009

Plant

Its green.

"hey whats that green thing over there?"

"Oh that's a plant."

by ImAlive.com August 31, 2021

Egg Plant

Where anything that makes you look like an eggplant

Sergio Blanco is an egg plant because he where a purple hoodie

by Dylan Drye April 26, 2019

Kristen Plant

The description for a passive-aggressive unlikable woman who has a large and awful impact on everyone in her life, including her family who doesn't love her.

Lizzo is such a Kristen Plant.

by that ho December 19, 2023

Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner

"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"

by AntiCommunistAction April 9, 2021

plant forward

A pretentious snob that does not want to be associated with vegans but is in fact a vegan.

“Sorry can you remove the meat on that”
“Are you vegan?”
“Am I what, no no sorry I prefer plant forward”

by Judgeyjudy May 20, 2022