Boot Shiner

A sycophant; a suck-up; given to flattery

"That guy's always trying to impress some rich losers. He's a boot shiner."

by Mike Karfunkle September 10, 2006

quaker boot

when a chick is giving you head, you quietly slip on your quaker boot. then you ejaculate on her face and kick her in the head with your boot while standing and yelling out 'QUAKER BOOT!'

me: 'oh baby, that feels so good! I'm about cum!' 'QUAKER BOOT!'

female: 'WHAT THE FUCK?!"

by horatiokilgore August 17, 2012

fruit by the boot

Kicking Some Dude In The Grapes!

That Guy Drank My Beer So I Gave Him Fruit By The Boot. Now He Won't Be Contaminating The World!

by Deeeeewayne January 18, 2012

boots junior

Somewhat - but not entirely - lame, disappointing, or otherwise not good. Also used as an expression of mild disappointment or discontent.

A weaker form of "boots" (short for "bootsy").

Sally: "It turns out Round Table is closed, so we'll have to order Papa John's instead."
Kirk: "Boots junior."

by timpossible March 25, 2007

Chew Boot

A girl whose face is so ugly that it reminds you of a boot that a dog has chewed on ALL DAY LONG!

"That girl over there is a real Chew Boot. Her face is so nasty I want to vomit."

by The_Ocean January 16, 2010

FMN Boots

Fuck me now boots.

See also: Hooker boots.

Man, those knee-high black leather FMN boots look great on her. I wish I could FHN.

by Orray October 7, 2009

boot screwed

buggered; stuffed; up the creek without a paddle

"We are totally boot screwed"

by WeWin March 3, 2006