New-age-art

A deceased Tumblr blog, but while it was alive it was totally rad. Might return in the near future.

A: Damn did you see the blog, new-age-art?
B: Yeah! I heard it got shut down though.
A: really? That sucks, m8
B: yeah it does

by Max the Blogger August 30, 2013

Aged-Nut Theory

The theory that if a male does not masturbate or anything that causes them to nut then their nut will age. The long a male's nut ages the better it tastes for the female or male. A good comparison for nut will be wine. The longer a wine ages the better it tastes and the more of a luxury and delicacy it is.

Friend: "Hey man, you practice the Aged-nut Theory"
You: "Of course man, I'm trying to give my woman a delicious tasting nut"

by xemoo December 2, 2018

old-age dump

a place where old people are dumped by their nice relatives

...particularly now that Granny's gone back to the old-age dump and they can let their true feelings really rip.

by radek October 10, 2006

teen-age girls

the teen-age girl is often droven to dating a popular guy just becuse he does sports. often this boy is what they would call "popular". often these guys treat them like shit and ignore the guys that are actaully nice and care about people. and yet these guys always win and the nice guy finishes last. the only way to get a girl to notice you is to treat them like shit and play hockey.

"guy: hey ill let you suck my dick for a dollar"

"teen-age girl: what?"

"guy: fuck you bitch I do enough tripple A hockey to kill you bitch!"

"teen-age girls: :I love you!"

"nice guy: hey how are you?"
"teen-age girl: yeah yeah fine"
"nice guy: hey do you want to go to a movie with me? I want to get to know you better."
"teen-age girl: EWWWWW NO"
*teen-age girl runs

by miketow123 June 15, 2009

Ice Age Baby

Ice age baby is a literal fucking cretin that dosent deserve to live. Hes a simp and a sin and im most countries an illegal insult

guy 1:I hate you FAG
guy 2:Ice age baby
guy 1:cries

cops arrest guy 2

by jikfer March 5, 2020

Age Speed Syndrome

The speed at which a person shoud be aging on the inside is either too fast or too slow.

Someone with "Age Speed Syndrome" could be a teenager who already has unknown dishcarge coming from places where there shouldn't be discharge.
Or it could be a teenager who still has fun doing things kids would do.

Age Speed Syndrome could mean a white substance coming out of your armpit at the age of 17 or loving to visit 6th graders at the age of 17.

by LostAdict March 14, 2010

Age Identity Crisis

1) A person who often forgets how old they are, literally

2)Someone who acts or dresses much younger or older than they are

A.I.C. for short. Developed by a girl/woman who married a man 30 years older than her and often found herself not knowing if she should act 20 or 50. She happened to suffer from both forms of A.I.C and consistently forgot her actual age, even when asked by the nurse at Red Cross.

Person 1 "How old are you?"
Person with Age Identity Crisis. "uuuuhhh....????"

Did you see that 50 year old guy with an Ed Hardy T-shirt? He must suffer form A.I.C.

by milf86 April 19, 2010