a. A merperson (usually a woman) who is the inverse of prevalent cultural depictions of merpeople: the front half of a fish attached at the waist to the bottom half of a person.
b. A sexual position based on this depiction, in which one partner is immobilized from the waist up, by tight swaddling with blankets.
b. A sexual position based on this depiction, in which one partner is immobilized from the waist up, by tight swaddling with blankets.
Behind the door, I was shocked to find The Wrong Mermaid: Gwen immobilized on the couch, torso rolled tightly in Mom's quilt. Compromising as the position was, the back of Denise's head kept me from being forever traumatized by the sight of my pantsless sibling. I shut my eyes and pressed through to the hall.
by ExCognita March 25, 2023
Get the The Wrong Mermaidmug. by Balloon66 May 9, 2021
Get the Got married in the wrong gardenmug. Man: Have you heard about Wrong Direction?
1D Fangirl: No.
Man: Shit, you're late girl. It's a band we used to call One Direction.
1D Fangirl: No.
Man: Shit, you're late girl. It's a band we used to call One Direction.
by Ziggurat_ May 17, 2015
Get the Wrong Directionmug. When someone is wrong and sitting down. An insult to confuse yet neutralize your opponent. If you can not do a battle of wits, this is the best comeback other than go step on a lego.
by tttttg December 2, 2020
Get the Sit in your wrongnessmug. When one looks back at something they did in the past that was bad, irresponsible or flat out stupid, and agrees for it to be stupid/wrong.
by A-rando-who-does-stuff April 7, 2023
Get the oh to be as wrong as I.mug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 27, 2025
Get the I Wish Never To Do People Wrong Imug. 