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I Don't Give a Damn For the Whole State of Michigan 

An anti-Michigan song sung by Ohioans.

"We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
'Cause we're from Ohio!

We're from Ohio - O! H!
We're from Ohio - I! O!

Ohhh we don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
'Cause we're from Ohio!"
I sing I Don't Give a Damn For the Whole State of Michigan every November.

all in the Kool Aid and don't even know the flava 

(adjective) referring to one who is spreading gossip of a false nature or a clueless individual.
Lotoya be ALL UP IN THE KOOL AID AND DON'T EVEN KNOW THE FLAVOR!

don't pull out the 9 jammal 

when someone tries to act intimidating but in reality is weak.
He screamed boo at the top of his lungs to scare them, but they said "don't pull out the 9 jammal"

You can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast. 

17th century idiom.

A formal deductive logical device used in a debate that simultaneously agrees and disagrees with any proceeding statement or argument.

See also "It's a dog-eat-dog world, Winston Churchill said that."
A: Al you old son of a bitch, how you doing? how you feel about the Dolphins? That call last night was aweful.

B: As far as I see it, you can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

b e e b e e b e e b e e
SUS According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

the sunset is beautiful, isn’t it? 

‚the sunset is beautiful, isn’t it?‘ is a way to tell someone that you love them, but you’re letting them go.
Looking deeply into the eyes of the loved one you couldn’t have and now decided to let go and saying: ‚the sunset is beautiful, isn’t it?‘