1. Jared is quite simply a simp.
2. Someone who desperately tries to get women to have sex with them.
2. Someone who desperately tries to get women to have sex with them.
by Absolute_Chad March 22, 2020
Get the Jaredmug. When you take too much of a substance you do or don't know the content of and start straight salmon-ing on the floor
Person #1: Yo man I haven't seen Tiffany at school in like 3 days, have you heard from her?
Person #2: Idk man but I heard rumors that she ended up pulling a jared.
Person #2: Idk man but I heard rumors that she ended up pulling a jared.
by LevMehArone January 25, 2022
Get the Pulling a Jaredmug. A guy who isn’t the best looking but makes up for it in other ways. He is trustworthy, fun to flirt with, the best person to make boring classes fun. Overall someone who makes you overall happy!
Jared made my day during math!
by JuliaO October 13, 2018
Get the Jaredmug. Jared is the most amazing boy you will ever meet. He is smart, kind, cute funny, and above all he is such a gentlemen. He will always give you a compliment and is the sweetest person EVER!!!! He will always make you smile and blush. He is super strong and loves to workout. He is a great boyfriend, husband, fiance, etc. If you get a Jared in your life you are or would be extremely lucky I know I am. Jared will support you in whatever you love and will always make you laugh. Jared's are amazing guys and any girl would be lucky to have one.
Girl 1: so who is the special guy?
Girl 2: Jared he is so amazing!!
Girl 1: I love Jared's i wish I had one :(
Girl 2: Jared he is so amazing!!
Girl 1: I love Jared's i wish I had one :(
by cheerleader12 April 9, 2019
Get the Jaredmug. Jared! He's the homeless guy next door. He likes snails a lot and... That's it just snails. He also works for Walter because he wants to go to college, but let's be honest he's 23 and is never gonna get in college. Either way he's still determined to go to college, he also really likes his boss Walter for some reason.
by ELCACAISAPIECEOFSHIT October 24, 2022
Get the Jaredmug. The most Jared thing a Jared could ever do is be named Jared. They are constantly taking bathroom breaks each one longer then the last. They are experts in the arts of PC building and take pride in the fact that they know how to build a Lego or two (thanks to an engineering background). Expect them to talk about their Linus Tech Tips water bottle every now and then. That is just the Jared way.
by wordsarentreal78 April 12, 2022
Get the Jaredmug. “Hey did Joe fax that report over to corporate?”
“I’ll ask him when he comes back. He’s taking a Jared”
“I’ll ask him when he comes back. He’s taking a Jared”
by 3little3series November 5, 2020
Get the Taking a Jaredmug.