the salmon dance

The dance Fat Lip learnt from from Sammy Salmon and taught to all the boys and girls.

Jimmy: What's the crazy crackhead doing to that dancefloor?
Horatio: I believe tht is what is known as the salmon dance.
Jimmy: Damn, i feel sorry for the chicks out there.

by sumwigga October 29, 2007

Dance it off

In the same way that you would "walk it off" if you injured yourself, when something embarrassing happens you cover by doing a small dance.

Did the whole restaurant just see you drop a glass? Dance it off.

by The Awkward Pirate May 4, 2010

hardcore dancing

an interpretive dance performed by self-righteous douche bags at "hardcore" shows.

xASSHOLEx: "yeah, check out this two-step! i looove hardcore dancing! so brutal!"

on lookers: "that is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever seen in my life."

by wayuphighkitty April 30, 2009

Dancing Itos

Dancing Itos was a comedy sketch used on a 1995 epsiode of The Tonight Show With Jay Leno. It featured the now famous Judge Ito who presided over the equally (in)famous OJ Simpson double murder trial. The dancing Itos were made up to look like Lance Ito and do a well choreographed dance and it also proved that Lance can't take a joke.

The word "danced" is a reference to a bit on "The Tonight Show" which featured the "Dancing Itos," a set of dancers made up to look like the judge.

by SalixRegina January 31, 2006

Dancing Car

A stationary car which moves in its place when people have sex inside it.

Dancing Car shown in the latest Bollywood (Indian equivalent of Hollywood) movie PK.

by Chanakya007 December 22, 2014

drunken dancing

This form of dancing, if you can call it that, results from persons consuming too much alcohol, which somehow fuels their confidence in a non-existent ability to dance.

The drunken dance can be mistaken for someone going into convulsions or having an undiagnosed neurological disorder. It is often painful to watch, but the drunken dancers are convinced that they are performing on a professional level.

Chrissie got pretty wild at that bar last night.
Oh no, she wasn't drunken dancing again, was she?

by DougCrow January 3, 2006

Dong Dance

Intended for males only, or transvesties:
While naked, one shifts one's hips repeatedly side to side, until one's genitals catch up with the momentum, creating a loud slapping noise against the side of one's thighs

Gilbert was suddenly slapped when Caroline asked him to dance, and Gilbert showed her the Dong Dance to impress her

by Tbizzle April 21, 2004