Breakfast Whore

One who fucks for breakfast.

Friend: dude the girls here are so easy.
Me: Yeah? So what, you buy them breakfast and fuck them for the rest of the day?
Friend: ya man. I call them breakfast whores

by Hamtaro the pimp August 11, 2010

Denny's Breakfast

When you wake up the next morning after being intimate with your loved one, you take pure egg yolk and pour it in a mug filled with yellow urine, microwave for thirty seconds and lightly wisk, then serve to your loved one with with toast and bacon.

Bill Clinton serves a Denny's Breakfast to people who return the favor.

by Denny's Delight August 27, 2010

brown breakfast

Exactly what you think it is. No, really.

"Hey Steve, did she feed you when you woke up this morning?"

"Yeah, she unloaded a nice brown breakfast right into my mouth!"

by THE Big Stiff April 25, 2014

Public breakfast

When a male on the toilet is shitting, he runs outside with shit sticking half-way out his ass, and screams, "LOOK AT MY BREAKFAST!"

Yesterday, I did a public breakfast, and it fell out.

by Thethekvr May 14, 2014

Beatnik's Breakfast

A pot of coffee and a joint, food optional. How the average Canadian under 50 starts the day.

"I'd have never got through Monday's shift if I hadn't started off with a Beatnik's Breakfast."

by Cardboard G June 7, 2014

breakfast mom

It's when you are drunk in bed in the morn and you be all like - I NEED BREAKFAST BUT MY FACE IS DRUNK AS FUCK. You pine for a mother figure who doesn't exist and you begin to question the path you've taken in life.

Yes, this is steve. No, I've got a breakfast mom going on, sorry.

by maxkappe October 2, 2014

complete breakfast

A term for something that you like very much.

"Have you heard the new Maroon 5 single? Now that's part of a complete breakfast!"

by The Shoeless May 12, 2015