short jorts

Very short jean shorts, perhaps the most awful leg wear a guy could ever put on.

Kyle: "Did you see Tristan's outfit earlier?"
Ryan: "Ya what was up with that?"
Kyle: "I don't know but those short jorts aren't working out for him."

by Kyle Kiz February 05, 2009

must be a short

What an ignorant person or dealership tech says the problem is when he or she does not have the mental capacity to properly diagnose an electrical problem in a vehicle. This conclusion is typically drawn after a tech plugs in a scan tool that does not tell him what the problem is and has no clue how to troubleshoot further.

I cannot figure out why your car won't start, must be a short

by estebansux May 25, 2011

young shorts

shorts that more properly befit an eleven yr. old schoolkid from Taiwan, when worn on an older male.

Meme: Where did you get those shorts, bro?
David: Dad's closet, why'd you ask?
Meme: Because they're looking pretty young.

***David is wearing young shorts***

by David A. Garza October 24, 2007

Walking-short

When a tall person walks with their knees bent in such a way as to gain the perspective of a shorter person, hence, walking-short

Dwayne (6'3") was walking-short behind Sam (5'2") so that he could see the world from Sam's perspective

by tangencies January 17, 2010

Booty shorts

Really short shorts that show some ass while also being tight

Man that girl can rock those booty shorts

by Steelspear 411 May 14, 2018

basketball shorts

Also known as athletic shorts, shorts worn primarily by teenage boys and basic straight men who have no wardrobe. Likely paired with a tee shirt and name brand athletic shoes that are incredibly overpriced.

1) "Do you own anything other than basketball shorts?!"

"Yeah, I have sweatpants too!"

by patricko1999 March 05, 2017

Short Bus

a friendly term used to describe some one that is a little show at catching on to things

Person 1: Dude, thanks for turning in my homework for me.
Person 2: No problem, short bus.

by Matt-fu January 29, 2009