Kyle: "Did you see Tristan's outfit earlier?"
Ryan: "Ya what was up with that?"
Kyle: "I don't know but those short jorts aren't working out for him."
Ryan: "Ya what was up with that?"
Kyle: "I don't know but those short jorts aren't working out for him."
by Kyle Kiz February 4, 2009
Get the short jortsmug. shorts that more properly befit an eleven yr. old schoolkid from Taiwan, when worn on an older male.
Meme: Where did you get those shorts, bro?
David: Dad's closet, why'd you ask?
Meme: Because they're looking pretty young.
***David is wearing young shorts***
David: Dad's closet, why'd you ask?
Meme: Because they're looking pretty young.
***David is wearing young shorts***
by David A. Garza November 13, 2007
Get the young shortsmug. by Steelspear 411 June 5, 2018
Get the Booty shortsmug. A pair of boxer shorts worn with the intention of causing all sorts of sin, debauchery, mischief and copious amounts of banter whilst out for the night.
The underwear will usually depict a wild animal with a slogan conveying the attitude of the wearer, clearly marking them as 'Banter Shorts'.
The underwear will usually depict a wild animal with a slogan conveying the attitude of the wearer, clearly marking them as 'Banter Shorts'.
by Banter-Shakesphere June 2, 2011
Get the Banter Shortsmug. What an ignorant person or dealership tech says the problem is when he or she does not have the mental capacity to properly diagnose an electrical problem in a vehicle. This conclusion is typically drawn after a tech plugs in a scan tool that does not tell him what the problem is and has no clue how to troubleshoot further.
by estebansux September 29, 2011
Get the must be a shortmug. Also known as athletic shorts, shorts worn primarily by teenage boys and basic straight men who have no wardrobe. Likely paired with a tee shirt and name brand athletic shoes that are incredibly overpriced.
by patricko1999 March 4, 2017
Get the basketball shortsmug. by Matt-fu January 29, 2009
Get the Short Busmug.