voldemort status

When a woman rides someone's face for so long, their nose is either flattened or out right removed.

Man that girl is so hot, I wish she'd let me go Voldemort status

by njCTSV July 4, 2016

status masturbation

When you get off on liking your own post on social media!

My status masturbation is on point!

by Polemuncher May 14, 2016

Gucci Status

When you are doing really good

Man I just bought a brand new Mercedes-Benz, am I on that gucci status

by Escoboomcxz June 13, 2016

gamer status

Only true gamers have kept their gamer status.

Requirements to have gamer status:

• Be an epic gamer
• Be a virgin
• No girlfreind

If you don't meet all of these requirements from the day you were born to now, you lose your gamer status. Any violation and your revoke your gamer status.

Logan: "Did you guys start dating?"
Chris: "Yup, my gamer status is no longer"

by yeetus42 October 21, 2019

status chain

When one person changes their status, and then other people either make the exact same status, or change their status because of it.

Bob: Dude, I changed my status to "with my girl", and Ryan totally status chained me

Joe: Oh don't I know it. Pretty soon my whole facebook news feed was full of people apparently "with their girls"

by urherlurr March 4, 2011

Phillip Status

The status you are given once you preform a task worthy of being compared to Phillip. This task normally involves a high amount of stupidity.

Guy 1: Wait, you're telling me that you ran over an old man and then backed up to see if he was ok?
Guy 2: Yup.
Guy 1: Ok, you have Phillip Status now. Don't talk to me.
Guy 2: Fuck, I'm gonna go kill myself.

by POSIDEONZ July 8, 2011

shotgun status

A social network "status posting" which blasts all its readers with a personal attack, used instead of a personal posting or inbox message to the intended receiver.

A shotgun status post, and its commentary looks something like:

Joan status:
I have decided.... I F^*&^ HATE YOU!!!!!!

Jan: Who me? what did I do.
Sue: No, I think she's mad at her mother.
John: I'm sorry... WTF is it this time?
Mum: You are barred from the computer for a week. How dare you air our dirty laundry in public.
Joan: Chill out everyone, I was talking about my cat. It ate my goldfish.
John: dirty laundry? Tell us more...

by cyberswaggie July 11, 2011