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texitstrategy

a false te xt to exit a converation
A texitstrategy I used was to have a friend send me a text saying that his car is broken down as excuse to end conversation
by stupidisforever August 7, 2009
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Textlisted

Not worthy of an individual phone call. To be demoted to a text message notification rather than making a separate phone call.
Mike: Hey Joe, did you make all your holiday phone calls?
Joe: Yes, I called a bunch of people
Mike: Did you call your uncle Junior?
Joe: No, he's been Textlisted. I sent him and a bunch of others a group message.

Mike: Yeah, don't waste your time.
by ynbk November 25, 2009
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Textilepsy

When your phone is on vibrate and it goes off when there is no message or you have a lot of texts coming in at any given time.
My phone has textilepsy, it's vibrating more than a dildo having a seizure!
by Lila Tourenette December 12, 2010
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Textileptic

Someone who's phone is constantly on vibrate when they get a lot of texts; The owner of a phone that won't stop vibrating; someone who sends a lot of messages to other phones
Crystina's phone is constantly vibrating. She's such a textileptic.
by Lila Tourenette December 12, 2010
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textibitionist

extravagant behavior that is intended to attract attention to oneself via text message.

A mental condition characterized by the compulsion to display one's genitals via text message.
Larry is such a textibitionist, he is always texting me pictures of his dick.
by Larry3 November 22, 2010
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textibberish

sending a text or chat message that doesn't make sense because it is missing words or doesn't fit the context of the conversation. Can also be used when words are spelled wrong.
Your message is textibberish, I don't know what you are saying.
by Makrocosm March 21, 2011
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Textidence

When you leave evidence via text message. anything that can get you in trouble or be used against you.
man, my girlfriend would have never caught me had i erased my textidence.

im gonna show the judge this textidence about you trying to murder me. =0>
by katmowlonie March 30, 2011
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