first you get your dick hard then balance a goofball on your tip then get your cousin to get a golf club and then have your cousin try to hit the ball
by saggydicks January 26, 2018
To truely believe someone is weaker with less intellect than you, while creating mental distraction to achieve success, although In comparison to those that see life for what it is and achieve...A substandard American
by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021
When a person climbs up to the top rung of a ladder and another person lays beneath while the person on top of the ladder shits into their mouth below
by GaryBridgewater April 07, 2024
Yesterday, I paid a nice lady for a good ol' fashioned Tennessee Shakedown. Might go for another today.
by vainglorious fool October 19, 2017
The tennessee slammer is an impressive maneuver typically performed after a night of bonging natty and ritalin, and involves shotgunning a brew (preferably a high life or a beast ice), puking it right into a slam pieces vag and then slamming the dickens out of her. A close relative of the infamous alabama hot pocket.
I was partying in a trailer park the other weekend when this bro bonged 4 beers, 3 shots of crown royal and a couple ritalin and gave this swampdonkey a tennessee slammer right on the pong table.
by rackula April 17, 2011
"I was a judge at the Volunteer Fire department chili cook off. Later that night I have the Mrs a loud Tennessee Pneumatic Massage"
by TeeRizzle February 12, 2023
"I was a judge at the Volunteer Fire department chili cook off. Later that night I have the Mrs a loud Tennessee Pneumatic Massage"
by TeeRizzle February 12, 2023