Tennis Bum

Struggling professional tennis player who makes <$5,000/year and subsidizes his tennis travels by his mother. Plays for the love of the game, pursuit of his dreams, but mostly because he has zero desire to grow up.

Hey, I'm a tennis bum in town for a couple of days for this tournament can I stay at your place?

by purplecola April 5, 2013

tennessee ice storm

The act of dumping a bucket of ice-cold water on a girl while she orgasms in order to reassert your dominance in the relationship as the only one who gets to enjoy sex.

"Yeah, dude, my girlfriend was really horny the other night so after I got her all worked up I gave her a Tennessee Ice Storm! That shrew should be effectively tamed by now"

by Sooook it! December 10, 2013

Tennis

A sport in which you smash balls with a hard stick. You also grunt loudly while smashing the balls

Person 1: you see that dude over there smashing balls and grunting?
Person 2: ya
Person 1: he’s playing tennis

by Jsh82 October 14, 2020

Barnyard Tennis

The actual phrase that means two people ass to ass, passing an egg back and forth until one cannot return it. Loser typically is made out to eat the resulting egg

"I saw some dipshit playing Barnyard Tennis and calling it Farmyard Tennis. You could tell he's a city slicker, not only by what he called it, but also because he ate the shit covered shell with it when he lost, and didn't even hard-boil it first. Oh, and the nasty bastard was playing it with another dude."

by 616Satan January 15, 2022

Tennessee

Things 'bout sweet Tennessee:
You dont get spanking; you get a butt whoopin'

We dont drink liquor; we drink whiskey

We dont call people from the north northerners; we call 'em damn yankees

We're all rednecks; just some of us are classier than others

Sweet tea and porches; our favorite things

Us Tennessee girls arent sluts; we flirt with everybody

You talk bad bout us or our kin; not only us but our friends will take turns kickin' yer ass

We dont have family; we have kin

Us Southern belles like our curves; call us fat and we'll make you regret it

Kiss my ass; our favorite insult

We people of Tennessee are the nicest people you'll ever meet!

Anything can be fried

Cammo and Guns; our guys' accsesories

Welcome to Tennessee Y'all

by Southern Belle;) February 14, 2012

tennessee rainy day

When you cum on an umbrella and shove it up the recipients ass.

Horribly disfigured Guy-Dude my ass hurts!

Normal Guy- When you got drunk they tennessee rainy day'ed your ass.....literally!

Horribly disfigured Guy- Wha.........?!?!?!?!?!?!

by The original Dirty Jew December 6, 2010

Tennis Penis

When you've taken viagra and it's been over four hours so you don't know what else to do with it.

Joel tends to suffer from Tennis Penis.

by BreastNectar65 January 22, 2012