tenkugin

sus hispanic man who likes to play cod

hi i’m tenkugin i like cod

by tenkugin March 31, 2021

Tongue Straw

Tongue flex in where you roll up your tongue and suck various liquids.

“Hey Mitchell can I have a drink of your cucumber water?”

“No Elizabeth!”
“But I’ll use my tongue straw!”

by Moesephus January 7, 2022

Tenure rage

When a higher status, entitled, "tenured" professor gets angry at, shouts at, or "rages" against those lower in status then him (usually its done by males). Often directed at untenured faculty, secretaries & admin, or PhD students over minor issues or perceived slights to their high status.

That guy Professor Zuck really tenure raged yesterday at the faculty meeting when someone suggested we have fewer meetings.

by anonymous March 13, 2022

tenga

male no-no touch area

"get over there now!"
"stop being a tenga sir thats why no one likes you"

by ilovemeandmoney November 25, 2022

Tongue Tied

Tongue Tied by GROUPLOVE is about the protagonist being in love with his best friend but being too scared to admit his feelings in fear of rejection or ruining the friendship.
“Take me to your BEST FRIENDS house , Normally we’re MAKING OUT”

Stranger 1: “I relate to the song “Tongue Tied” so much.”
Stranger 2: “Why’s that?”
Stranger 1: “Im in love with my best friend.”

by ginatheanonymous August 8, 2023

carpal tongual

The soreness of one's tongue caused by too much cunnilingus.

Matt: Sorry babe, I can't go any longer. I've been at it for over an hour now, and I'm beginning to feel the effects of carpal tongual.

Selfish woman: But I only came eight times!

Matt: Exactly, now it's my turn, dammit!

by tomassco December 28, 2009

Record Tongue

When an Artist has record tongue, it implies that they use autotune to their advantage to produce music where their voice is accurate and perfected. Unfortunately, people can detect autotune easily as they sound like a robot.

Record Tongue is so fake.

Yeah... that sucks

by fqwhraf February 23, 2011