to put one's card on the table

To be honest about your feelings and intentions

I thought it was time to put one's card on the table.

by Coolest of All May 11, 2017

pool table

a table used for sex like off the movie american pie

BOB: hey did u see my pool table
Beck: yea sorry it was full with cum
bob : yea next time ima use the pool table

by mizael14 May 15, 2008

shitting table

A transparent glass table mainly used in the sexual practice of the glass bottom boat, wherein one partner gets under the table and lies on his back to look up through the glass, while the other partner squats over the table and the face of his/her companion and shits onto the glass table, and the first partner gets a bird's eye view of all the activity around the brown eye.

Get under the shitting table, bitch! I have somethin' to show you! Hold your nose!

by chrisjt86 January 18, 2009

tadle

the bumps on your areola.

dude those tadles are so big they look like zits! why don't you pop that shit?

by Ima P December 26, 2005

Oh no they had seggs on the crafting table

A delightful forum of minecraft pleasure where Steve’s 🍆 goes into Alex’s 🍑or🐱

Oh no they had seggs on the crafting table

by Superior_dino_nuggie July 11, 2021

snack table

having doggy style sex while snacking on food off the woman's back

I was watching tv and giving my girl the snack table yesterday.

by PoodleJuice July 3, 2005

eriotic table of elements

1. Sexual chart origianlly derived from 'The Periodic Table of Elements'. Developed to display and classify kinky/eroitic behaviors. Rare elements including mustache ride, beastiality, fire crotch, and the precious dirty sanchez. The invention is generally credited to Drew & Maranda.

2. Revolution of the scientific and sexual world.

Wow, The Eriotic table of Elements have really enlightened my sexual knowlegde!

by lickmybutthole101 May 29, 2009